A difficult tongue twister about cheese and trees and fleas.
I don't know who thought this up.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew,
Freezing breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these three trees cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Okay.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
I think you're supposed to say this fast.
While these fleas flew,
Freezing breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees cheese freeze.
Again,
I have no picture of what the heck that is.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
One more time.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew,
Freezing breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these three these trees cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Okay.
I'll pronounce all the words so you can try to follow along with me.
I am actually having no luck.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew,
Freezing breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees cheese freeze.
I just can't get over that part.
That's what made these three flea free fleas sneeze.
Okay.
One more time.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew,
Freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees made these trees cheese freeze.
That's what made these three flea fleas sneeze.
Alright.
Hold on to it.
Let's go.
Are you with me?
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
Okay.
Start over.
Through these three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew,
Freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
I'm on a roll.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas threw.
That wasn't even a word.
Let me start again.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew,
Freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees cheese blue.
Blue cheese?
I don't know where that came from.
That's what made these cheese.
I don't know where the cheese came from.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Okay.
Forget the blue cheese in the middle of that.
That was me.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
Oh my gosh.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas threw.
I don't know where I got through.
Maybe it rhymes.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew,
Freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Alright.
This is it.
Through three cheese.
.
.
Okay.
This is the final,
Final time.
Bear with me.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas.
.
.
Okay.
Through these three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew,
Freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew,
Freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Yeah.
I got it almost there.
I almost rapped a little bit.
So,
Through three cheese.
.
.
Okay.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas.
.
.
Okay.
This is it.
Bear with me.
Six minutes in.
I don't expect you to stay any longer.
Through three cheese.
.
.
Okay.
Through three cheese trees.
.
.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew,
Freezy breeze blew.
Freezy trees made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees cheese tree tree cheese in the tree.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze.
Through three cheese.
.
.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew.
.
.
Okay.
There was more than one flea.
Through these three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew,
Freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees.
.
.
Three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these three trees cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze.
Okay.
Go get some medicine.
Through these three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew,
Freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees sneeze.
Or.
.
.
Okay.
I'm reading ahead.
Freezy trees made these trees cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze.
You know these are only three,
Four sentences and I can't even get them.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew,
Freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
I almost sounded like a television newscaster.
Through three cheese trees,
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew,
Freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Through three cheese sneeze.
I'm done.
Sorry.
