How To Tell A True Princess

How to tell a true princess There was once upon a time a prince who wanted to marry a princess,

But she must be a true princess,

So he traveled through the whole world to find one.

And there was always something against each.

There were plenty of princesses,

But he could not find out if they were true princesses.

In every case there was some little defect which showed the genuine article was not yet found.

So he came home in very low spirits,

For he had wanted very much to have a true princess.

One night there was a dreadful storm.

It thundered and lightning and the rain streamed down in torrents.

It was fearful.

There was a knocking heard at the palace gate,

And the old king went to open it.

There stood a princess outside the gate,

But oh,

In what a sad plight she was from the rain and the storm.

The water was running down from her hair and her dress into the points of her shoes and out at the heels again.

And yet she said she was a true princess.

Well,

We shall soon find that,

Thought the old queen.

But she said nothing and went into the sleeping room,

Took off all the bedcloths and laid a pea on the bottom of the bed.

Then she put 20 mattresses on top of the pea and 20 eiderdown quilts on the top of the mattresses.

And this was the bed in which the princess was to sleep.

The next morning she was asked how she had slept.

Oh,

Very badly,

Said the princess.

I scarcely closed my eyes all night.

I'm sure I don't know what was in the bed.

I laid on something so hard that my whole body is black and blue.

It is dreadful.

Now they perceive that she was a true princess because she had felt the pea through 20 mattresses.

No one but a true princess could be so sensitive.

So the prince married her,

For now he knew that at last he had got hold of a true princess.

And the pea was put into the royal museum,

Where it is still to be seen if no one has stolen it.

Now this is a true story.