Are you ready to meditate with Cori?
Get comfortable in your bed,
Turn the lights down low,
Make sure that you're wearing your comfy pyjamas and everything is good so that you can relax.
Take a nice big deep breath in and then do a big breath out.
Heidi,
Cherry and Veya had gone over to Logan's house.
He had a new video game and the cats were really excited to play.
They'd heard all about it.
The game was something to do with the moon,
But that's all Logan had told them.
He was keeping it a surprise until they actually got to his house.
When they got there,
They went upstairs to his bedroom.
Logan made all of the cats put on these fancy goggles.
Apparently it was a virtual reality game,
But everyone was ready.
He turned on the video game and said,
Okay,
Cats,
Are you ready to go to the moon?
Heidi said,
The moon?
Oh,
Fantastic.
Veya said,
Oh,
Me loves the moon.
I love to look up at the moon and see the bunny rabbit in the moon.
Have you ever noticed?
There looks like a bunny rabbit that's there in the moon.
Cherry said,
Oh,
Yeah,
I've seen that Veya,
I've seen it loads of times.
When you look up at the moon,
When it's a full moon,
It does look like there's a bunny rabbit.
You can see his ears and everything.
Yeah,
I can't wait.
I wonder if he's actually there on the moon or if it's just,
You know,
Like just the patterns that make it look like a bunny rabbit.
This is going to be so awesome,
Logan,
How did you know that we'd all be really excited about going to the moon?
Logan said,
I don't know.
I just knew you would be.
Are you ready?
Oh,
And by the way,
You're going to be very surprised when you get there.
Cherry said,
This is just so exciting.
I'm too excited.
OMG,
I'm really excited.
All right.
All right.
What do we have to do?
What do we have to do?
All of a sudden,
The cats heard in their ears,
Five,
Four,
Three,
Two,
One,
Blast off.
It looked,
From what they were looking at on the virtual goggles that they were wearing that also had like earphones attached to them,
That they were in a rocket ship,
Blasting into space.
It was making really loud vibration sounds and they could see out of the rocket ship window that it was pitch black and there were stars in the sky.
They were going faster and faster and faster.
And it also felt as if they were shaking and moving.
It was absolutely amazing.
It was like they were really in a rocket ship.
After a few minutes of travelling through space and time,
It sounded as if something went ka-kung.
On a count of three,
This voice said in their ears,
The doors will open and you will be on the moon.
Logan started laughing.
He knew what was coming.
The cats on the other end were so enthralled.
It was like they were really going to be stepping onto the moon in the count of three.
One,
Two,
Three.
The doors opened.
It creaked because it was a big,
Heavy rocket ship door.
There were steps leading down onto the moon.
As the cats peered out of the door,
Logan said,
Can you see it?
Can you see it?
The cats all looked around.
It looked like the moon.
They looked at the sky.
The sky was black.
They looked at the ground.
The ground was like a whitish colour.
Everything looked like the moon.
They stepped out onto the moon and it didn't feel like the moon.
It was kind of soft,
Like soft cheese.
They put their paws in the ground and their paws instantly sunk down slowly into this thick,
Creamish,
Whitish,
Greyish coloured material.
Instantly,
It went all the way up to the noses.
Cherry stuck out her tongue.
She said,
This stuff smells good.
She stuck out her tongue and licked it.
Logan,
No way.
Are you telling me that this,
This,
The moon,
The moon's actually made from.
.
.
She tasted it again.
Heidi,
Taste it.
Thea,
Taste it.
Taste it.
It's white chocolate pudding.
It's white chocolate pudding.
No way.
I'm not kidding.
Taste it.
Taste it.
It's white chocolate pudding.
Oh,
It's delicious.
The whole surface of the moon was white chocolate pudding.
And the moon looked like one giant white chocolate pudding swimming pool.
Logan said,
Follow me,
As he jumped out of the rocket and splashed into the white chocolate pudding and started to swim forward.
Thea said,
We can swim,
We can swim in this,
We can swim.
Cherry said,
Oh,
This is so strange.
It's so weird,
But so great at the same time.
And you can eat it,
Lick it,
And then swim in it and eat it,
Lick it,
Swim in it.
I wonder if,
I wonder if anybody else knows that the moon is made from white chocolate pudding.
Heidi,
Did you know?
Did you know?
Heidi said,
No,
All the books I've ever read never talk about the moon being made from white chocolate pudding.
This is absolutely unbelievable.
The cats all swam forward,
Following Logan.
He got to a point where there were some steps made from what looked like solid white chocolate.
The steps were solid white chocolate.
He climbed up onto the steps and next to the steps was a diving board,
A diving board made from solid white chocolate.
He walked along the diving board,
Bounced on it,
Jumped up in the air,
Wrapped his arms around his legs and shouted,
Cannonball,
And dived into the white chocolate pudding pool that was actually the moon.
Cherry said,
OMG,
This is like the bestest thing ever,
My turn,
My turn,
My turn.
The cats all took turns diving off of the diving board into the white chocolate pudding pool of moon.
There was all sorts of fun things in the white chocolate pudding pool.
There were rubber rings,
There were armbands,
There were balls that they could throw.
It's like a pool party,
But it was on the moon.
It was redonkulous.
They swam,
They jumped,
They played.
And then there was an area by the pool that had lounge chairs that they could sit in.
They drank white chocolate pudding drinks through white chocolate straws in solid white chocolate glasses.
You could eat it and drink it at the same time.
The whole of the moon smelled so creamy and rich and sweet.
Cherry said,
Do you know what,
I've just had the most brilliant idea.
You know what,
This moon is that big that it could probably feed the entire world.
It could feed all the animals that are hungry.
It could feed all the people and the children that don't have enough food all over the world.
Look at it.
Who would have thunk that the moon in the sky was like just one giant ball of white chocolate pudding with solid white chocolate like playthings in the pool.
Who would have thunk it?
No one would ever know.
If we didn't come here,
No one would believe us.
Logan,
How many people do you think have this game?
Because this game needs to go worldwide.
Everyone needs to be able to play this game.
All they would have to do is just put the special virtual goggle thingies on,
Listen to that man talking about getting in the rocket and then getting out the rocket.
And then before you know it,
You would be here and you would be able to eat as much white chocolate pudding as you desired.
And no one on the planet would be hungry.
Absolutely no one.
All the insects could eat white chocolate pudding.
All the cats,
All the dogs,
All the elephants,
All the giraffes,
I bet even the lions would like the moon.
You know,
Every animal I think of would like to come and visit the moon because it's so awesome.
And then,
You know,
All the little boys and all the little girls,
Everyone loves pudding,
Especially if it's chocolate flavoured.
All they could do is come and fly in the rocket and eat as much chocolate as they possibly,
Possibly,
Possibly,
Possibly could.
And then,
You know,
You know,
Even grandmas,
You know,
They don't even have to fly,
Do they?
Really?
Because it's virtual.
Grandmas could come with their little walking sticks because they wouldn't need them.
They just step out of the rocking chair,
Not the rocking chair,
The rocket.
They just step out of the rocket and then just dive into the pool instantly.
You wouldn't need your legs.
You can have really old legs like grandmas do,
Really,
Really old legs,
You know,
Or grandpas.
Some grandpas have really,
Really old legs that don't work very well anymore and they like shuffle around or they lose,
They use those like walking sticks or like walking frames or like zimmer frames or whatever they are.
They wouldn't need them here.
Everybody that's old,
Everybody that's hungry and everybody that's old needs to come to the moon and play this video game.
Logan,
This is the bestest thing ever.
I think you're onto something.
I think you're onto something really,
Really,
Really,
Really good.
Oh,
Cherry just went on and on.
She was really excited about the moon,
Really excited about Logan's new video game,
Really,
Really excited about feeding all the animals,
Children and the old grandmas in the world white chocolate pudding.
She was just really excited about everything.
I think she was also a little bit cracked out on too much sugar and she just went on and on and on and on.
She got like to the point where she needed water.
She actually asked Logan at one point if there was any water on the moon but there weren't.
Everything was just white chocolate pudding and there's only so much white chocolate pudding that you can eat because then you start to feel a little bit sick.
Actually they all overdid it and they all felt just a little bit sick.
Bea said,
Me really does just want to lay down and have a drink of water.
I need to just kind of flush some sugar through my system with some water.
I really do need to stop playing this game,
Logan.
Heidi agreed.
Cherry agreed.
Logan actually ate too much and agreed.
They all said that they were going to take their special goggles off on a count of three and then they'd all be in his bedroom back to normal.
One,
Two,
Three.
Cherry brushed one of her paws across her forehead.
Thank goodness.
That was like the bestest,
Bestest video game I've ever,
Ever played.
But now I really do need to lay down.
Everybody laid down on Logan's bed.
They all had extended tummies full of white chocolate pudding.
They were all very sleepy and very sickly.
They closed their eyes,
Snuggled in together and started talking about fresh vegetables,
Fresh fruit,
Anything fresh that wasn't chocolate and sugary and not so good for you.
Lots of water,
Ice cubes,
Fresh watermelon maybe or a nice lettuce or maybe some fresh tomatoes.
Eventually,
They stopped talking.
They got even more sleepy,
Even more snuggly and they had a really,
Really good afternoon nap.
Even Logan had a nap.
They were so tired and full of the white chocolate pudding moon.
Who'd have thunk it?
No one would ever believe them.
That the moon is actually made from white chocolate pudding.
