The Three Little Pigs

Once upon a time there were three little pigs.

Can you show me that?

That's pig in sign language.

And these three little pigs,

They lived with their mummy pig.

But they were getting a little big for mummy pig's house.

She decided that maybe it was time they moved out.

Let's go and see mummy pig now.

Hello my darling little piglets.

To you too.

I'm so sorry to tell you this,

But I think you grow far too tall.

Yes,

Somehow overnight you seem to be taller than me.

Once upon a time you were very small,

Running around my hoos.

Yes,

This pigsty could fit us plenty of room.

But if one day it just seemed to be we'd woke up and you were me.

Well,

I was still the same size,

But you were like huge.

My darling little piglets.

One,

Two,

Three.

It's time for you to head off now.

To build a house of your very own.

Yes,

That's right.

Don't be sad my darlings.

You are brave and you're strong and I can come and visit you anytime.

We can have a cup of tea and a very Scottish scum.

Oh darlings,

Please don't be upset.

It's just there's absolutely no room for us in this sty.

And my cupboards are completely bare.

No pink milk anywhere.

You've eaten everything up.

Oats and hay too.

It's not great for me and you.

So it's time for you to head off on your very own.

You can build your very own house.

Show me your houses.

Yeah,

There's a nice roof.

And stretch your arms out.

Look how much space you've got.

Yeah.

And you can take a picture of me and hang it up on the wall.

So when you get into your beds and snuggle down,

You can have a look at me and reach over,

And go,

Mwah,

Night mummy.

I can't wait.

So off you go.

Don't forget your little bags.

Oh,

Don't forget your toothbrushes.

I mean,

You must brush your teeth.

Make sure you read a story at night.

Oh,

And do write to me.

But I'll come and visit,

That's right.

Once you've built your house,

Made out of whatever you like,

I'll come and visit.

But as you head out in the world,

Just be careful.

There's a big,

Grey,

Funny-looking wolf.

Ooh.

I think he'd quite like to meet you.

So the three pigs went off to find their own houses.

But mummy pig is right.

There is a wolf,

And she would like to meet those pigs.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Oh,

I am the sneaky wolf.

And I've heard that there are three little pigs setting out into the world.

I am so hungry,

I could eat just three.

Just three of them.

I wouldn't want to leave anyone out.

Oh,

You can't give me away.

Oh,

That's not fair.

I haven't had anything to eat for days.

I'm going to stick up on them like this.

Can you copy me?

Slick,

Slick,

Slick,

Slick.

Oh,

Freeze.

Don't let them see you sneaking up.

Let's practise.

Freeze.

Good job.

Get your beady eyes out.

Make sure that they're clear so that you can see them.

Oh,

My dears.

I think I can smell them in the air.

Take a deep breath with me.

Oh,

That smells yummy.

Hold on.

I think I could also smell something funny.

Did somebody fart?

Ew.

Oh,

Dear.

I hope that wolf doesn't find the pigs.

Speaking of the pigs,

Shall we go and see what the littlest one is doing?

Oink,

Oink,

Oink.

Hello.

I'm the littlest pig.

And can you guess it?

That's right.

I'm building my house out of straw.

Good guess.

So I've got a little bit here in my hand.

So I'll just start putting it in.

Pat,

Pat,

Pat,

Pat.

Let it warm.

Great.

Good job.

I've got such a big job to do.

And such little time.

Let's call for Brooke.

She can help us.

Ready?

One,

Two,

Three.

Brooke.

Coming.

Oh,

Hello,

Little pig.

Gosh.

You've got a big job building a house out of straw.

That's lucky.

I'm here because I've got a hat full of straw.

You're very welcome to it.

Oh,

Thank you.

So shall we show the children what they need to do?

Yes.

Great.

I'll pop that down there.

Can you weave our straw?

That's it.

Weave,

Weave together.

Weave,

Weave,

Weave.

Good job.

You built it so high.

Shall we step inside and see how great it looks?

Okay then.

Open up the door.

So much space in here.

You can hang the picture of mummy up on the wall there.

And we could even have a cup of tea.

Hold on.

What was that sound?

Yeah,

I heard it too.

The sound of a oh,

Maybe it's just very windy outside.

What do you think?

Mummy did warn us about a big grey wolf.

A big grey wolf?

Yes.

Well,

We better hide quick inside the house.

Because he might huff and puff and blow the house down.

Oh.

Did I hear right?

That the littlest pig has decided to build her house out of straw.

How silly.

Whereas I'm going to huff and I'm going to puff and I'm going to blow that house down.

What's that?

Not by the hairs of your titty-titty-chin.

You're too young for hairs at the end of your titty-titty-chin.

Ready?

Huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down.

Oh no.

Did you hear that?

Mistress Wolf is going to blow the house down.

And look,

Our straw is starting to fall around us.

Quick,

Children.

Let's make a run for it.

Let's escape before the wolf finds us.

Oh.

I'm digging through the straw.

But I can't see that little piglet.

It's escaped.

But I can catch its smell on the air.

Take a deep breath with me.

Ah,

It's run off down through the fields,

Through the cornfields and into the woods.

I bet she's off to see her middle sister.

La la la la la la la.

Hello.

I didn't see you there.

I'm the middle pig and I'm building my house made out of sticks.

But I need Brooke's help.

Let's all call for her.

Brooke.

Brooke.

Hi,

Everybody.

I've come as a stick for you.

Oh,

Thanks,

Brooke.

Actually,

You're such a big stick.

I think we'll make a tree house.

Oh,

Great.

Come on,

Everybody.

Let's climb the tree.

Climb,

Climb.

Climb,

Climb up the tree.

Oh,

Brooke,

From up here,

I think I can see somebody running towards us.

The wolf blew the littlest pig's house down.

But that pig has gone and found her sister.

I wonder what happened.

Oh,

Hello.

Oh,

Big hugs.

Oh,

Yes.

My house.

I built it out of straw and the wolf came along and blew it down.

Oh,

No.

Well,

Don't worry.

You can live with me and Brooke.

Brooke?

But Brooke was with me.

Brooke's here now.

Hi.

Oh.

Oh.

Come on.

Let's build our tree house.

So the two little piglets working so hard,

They built the most beautiful house in the tree tops and they settled down for a lovely cup of tea.

But suddenly,

Oh,

Do you feel it,

You two?

Our tree is swaying from side to side.

I think somebody's down there shaking it.

It's the wolf.

Oh,

Little piglets,

I'm sure we'll be safe up here in my tree.

Uh-oh,

Here comes the wolf.

Oh,

Look at you thinking you're all safe up in the tree.

I'm going to huff and I'm going to puff and I'm going to blow your silly tree house down.

Not by the hairs of our chilly chin chin.

You won't,

Mr.

Spelly Old Wolf.

We'll see about that.

Take a deep breath,

Everyone.

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your tree house down.

Oh.

Crack.

Oh,

No,

The wolf has blown down the stick house.

I hope the pigs get away without him seeing.

Well,

I'm looking in between all the sticks.

And I've even climbed up this tree to see if I can see where those piglets have gone.

Oh,

If I can't see them,

That means they've escaped.

Did you help them?

Oh,

You didn't?

Oh,

Then that means you're lucky because you've been in so much trouble if you were helping them.

Oh,

Take a deep breath.

I caught another scent.

Oh,

Two little piggies running for dear life,

Heading further in the woods.

Ah,

Shouting with all their might.

Well,

Little piggies with your tiny tiddly tails,

I'm coming to get you.

And this time I will not fail.

Thank goodness the two pigs got away from that wolf without him seeing.

They're going to find their third sister.

And she's building a house as well.

I hope she's using better materials than straw and sticks.

Oh,

Hi there.

I'm the biggest pig.

I'm just counting all the bricks we're going to need for my house.

I'm building a lovely house out of bricks.

Nothing will knock my house down.

But I can't do this all by myself.

I need your help.

How many bricks shall I have?

One,

Eight,

99.

How many?

Shall we count to ten together?

Here we go.

One,

Two,

Three,

Four,

Five,

Six,

Seven,

Eight,

Nine,

Ten.

Right,

Let's get Brooke.

She can give me my bricks.

Here you are.

Thanks,

Brooke.

I heard you counting to ten.

Yeah.

Shall we count the blocks again?

Here we go.

One,

Two,

Three,

Four,

Five,

Six.

Nice colour.

Seven,

Eight,

Nine,

Ten.

Let's put it all together then.

Everybody,

Hard at work.

Talking of hard at work,

We need a hard hat,

You know.

Here we go.

So much better and safer.

Come all the way down to the ground and let's build our bricks up.

Build and build and build and build and build and build and build.

Yeah.

All the way up.

Stretch your arms out and show me your hard work.

Wow.

Hold on.

First of all,

There was just you and me,

Big pig.

Now here's your sisters.

What are they doing here?

That's right,

Children.

They're running away from a big grey wolf,

Who tried to blow their houses down.

Can they stay with you?

They can.

Great.

But my friends,

That means the wolf will be on its way here.

How about we put a big pot of boiling water underneath the roof?

Yeah,

Underneath the roof through the chimney.

So the wolf will come down the chimney and go splash into the hot water.

Uh oh.

I think I can hear him coming now.

Everybody hide into your house.

Wow.

What a really sturdy brick house that the big pig has built.

Oh,

I don't think the wolf will get into there.

I think we're about to find out.

Here she comes.

Oh,

Icky little piggies.

Here I come.

Ready or not,

I'm going to eat you.

Ha ha.

You thought you could escape me,

But nope.

You've all just huddled together in a flimsy brick house.

Oh,

I can blow a straw house down.

I can blow a stick house down.

I can blow anything down,

Even bricks.

So here I go.

I'm going to huff and I'm going to puff and I'm going to blow your house down.

What's that?

Not by the hairs of your chinny tin tin.

Oh,

Mind you,

That brick house hasn't been blown down.

Right.

I'm going to go to the side of the house and I'm going to climb all the way up to the roof and I'll lower myself down the chimney and then gobble you all up.

That's right.

The wolf hasn't managed to blow the house down.

Phew.

Oh,

Now she's climbing up the chimney.

Well,

She's going to find a surprise at the bottom,

Isn't she,

Everyone?

Ha ha.

I found the chimney,

So down I come.

You're going to be quivering.

I know it.

It's pointless.

I'm going to have pig sandwich for breakfast,

Lunch,

Dinner,

Tea,

Brunch,

Midnight feast,

Basically for the next however many days it takes for me to gobble you up.

Here I come.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You burned my tail.

Ha ha.

Those pigs showed that wolf,

Didn't they?

She will never bother them again.

Oh,

Now they're all settled in their brick house.

Mummy Pig has come to visit.

Oh,

My darling little pigs.

I'm so proud of you.

Building a house made out of bricks.

How many bedrooms has it got?

Oh,

Just the three,

Has it?

Oh,

You couldn't build an extension for Mama,

Could you?

No.

Oh.

Oh.

Thank you very much.

I hope you enjoyed our story,

The three little pigs,

And we'll see you again very soon.

Bye.